The Priest: Thanksgiving Massacre
Film202583 min

The Priest: Thanksgiving Massacre

Taste attributes: horrorholidaysunsavouryheavyimaginarysimplelinearenclosedfighting evilhuman spirit/resilience/survivalrescue/escape/jeopardy

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"The Thanksgiving offering."

Boxlist takeExpect a dark, otherworldly horror film, heavy rather than light. Best if you like the extraordinary over the everyday.

Pace: balanced · Originality: balanced · Tone: very dark · Weight: heavy · Realism: imaginary world · Story: simple · Structure: balanced · Look: balanced · Scale: confined · Emotional punch: balancedHow we score

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What lines up

  • Pace: Balanced pace, just how this profile likes it
  • Weightiness: Weighty / heavy, just how this profile likes it
  • Linearity: Linear / logical, just how this profile likes it

What might not click

  • Intricacy: Basic story, where this profile leans smart / intricate
  • Realism: Imaginary world, where this profile leans balanced realism

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Synopsis

A family gather to spend Thanksgiving at an isolated cabin, unaware that the site has a horrific history of murder and cannibalism and that the Priest responsible did not rest in peace. Now they are on the menu for Thanksgiving dinner.

Synopsis: TMDB

Taste Attributes

fighting evilhuman spirit/resilience/survivalrescue/escape/jeopardy

Characteristics

Where this title sits on each taste spectrum

SlowPACEFast
FamiliarORIGINALITYOriginal
DarkTONEWholesome
LightWEIGHTINESSHeavy
FantasyREALISMRealistic
SimpleINTRICACYIntricate
Non-LinearLINEARITYLinear
UnderstatedSTYLEStylised
IntimateSCALEEpic
RestrainedEMOTIONIntense

Cast

Jo KrayerLiz SoutarHolly HigbeeBrooklyn RossDani Thompson

Details

Genre
Horror
Year
2025
Runtime
83 min
Status
Released
Studio
Creativ Studios
Taste scores
How we score

Matched on pace, tone, themes and style, not just genre.

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